Video killed the radio star!

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• MAX

19 † BASTARD
gay † he/him † chaotic evil † entp

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BYF

DO NOT FOLLOW IF:
basic criteria, under 16, you think people can’t kin from mcyt, you kin me (kys), think you are my boy best friend (kys), you’re orange > apple juice, pro-pineapple pizza, have good gacha luck, enjoy the song “Africa” by Toto, like Ronald Reagan, anti-milk, savannah > brooke (lps popular), infp OR entj, kin izuku midoriya, actually any bnha character. leave., have ever once in your life consumed a churro, are unfunny/have no personality, think among us jokes are unfunny, like the color orange, own more than two pets, have ever lived in the delmarva area (you know what you did), are named ace, don’t like insane clown posse, listen to the garden tame impala or the neighbourhood, don’t know anything about the Salem witch trials, have a PC, watch perswayable, or eat pizza cold.

I WILL BLOCK YOU IF YOU FIT ANY OF THESE CATEGORIES.

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I AM ALASTOR FROM HAZBIN HOTEL. YOU ARE NOT. doubles want to be me so bad don’t follow me or i will doxx you xoxoxo

i am also these people. don’t follow if you double.

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4 † 20 † 1969

i looooooove my boy best friend river so much 👨❤️💋👨 we have been together since april 20th 1969 and are very happy. i love him and would do anything for him. we are radiodust irl ❤️🤍💕 do NOT follow if you think you are him.

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that’s all folks! thank you for reading my carrd the password is “april fools i just made you read an entire hazbin hotel carrd”
click the radio below to start over!

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extra about

hi im max (alastor and alucard are fine as well) and im your token joth mutual.

-i have 80,000 interests and theyre always changing but my main one is eyeshield 21 if you havent read it ill convince you to

-i have anger issues and depression both of which im working on but if i ever come off as rude to you i do apologize as i do not mean it

-although i dont make posts about them often i love all of my friends and mutuals theyre amazing!

-i love history! especially medieval ages and the early 1900s

-i also love swing music and any type of music from the eighties ask me for recs and give me them too i love hearing new stuff

-after i go to college i want to be a lawyer so i talk about that sometimes

-i unfortunately cannot receive or respond to dms however if we are friends i would have no qualms with giving you my phone number

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do not follow if:
-you're racist, transphobic, homophobic etc.
-you're anti-kin
-you're only here to be an asshole
-you support pedophilic or incestuous ships
-you're kin with mitsuki bakugou
-you're a double of me

most people dont fit into any of these categories so ill just block you if youre a freak

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i am:

hiruma yoichi, alastor, garou, bakugou katsuki, alucard

doubles and i do not get along. do not follow me if you are one or cannot see me as them.

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im also these guys
if i dont want doubles i just wont follow you back/let you follow me + ive got some unlisted but doubles dont matter for those

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4.1.17
i love my boyfriend sam more than anything weve been dating for almost two years now and i would do anything for him hes perfect and amazing

ids
rin okumura
kirishima eijirou
ryuji sakamoto
akihiko sanada
edward elric
shirazu ginshi

ben
benjiman is my best friend of over five years now hes the best friend i could ever ask for what an absolute lad
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peter parker
garfield logan
simon spier
angel dust
rock lee
bolin

koh
koh is my other best friend we are super close and i would kill for them. theyre wonderful and i love them a lot
ids
ochako uraraka
mikaela hyakuya
hinata hyuuga
gon freecs
mukuro ikusaba
matt murdock

do not follow if you double any of my friends kins

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thats all folks!
thanks for reading all of that. like i said before i cant read/send dms so please add the knife emoji to your bio